1. ask-koki-kariya:

forever-soulless:

randomsplashes:

IDK IF I WANNA BE EATEN RAW OR COOKED WITH FANCY SPICES AND SHIT

I like hannibal style. if I’m gonna be eaten, I might as well be gourmet…

Tumblr, a safe place to express how we want to be canibalized.

    ask-koki-kariya:

    forever-soulless:

    randomsplashes:

    IDK IF I WANNA BE EATEN RAW OR COOKED WITH FANCY SPICES AND SHIT

    I like hannibal style. if I’m gonna be eaten, I might as well be gourmet…

    Tumblr, a safe place to express how we want to be canibalized.

  2. englishrose92:

    sassygayklavierspieler:

    Cute music terms to name your children:

    • Viola
    • Harmony
    • Melody
    • Cadence
    • Carol
    • Hymn
    • Celeste
    • Clef
    • Agitato
    • Oboe Player
    • F Sharp
    • Barbaro
    • Plagal
    • Smorzando
    • ii♭ 6-4
    • Canon in inversion and augmentation
    • Monophonic
  3. arielpunchesdemons:

    This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE

  4. mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORYSo a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

    mercurykiss:

    thugburrito:

    My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

    NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
    So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

    It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

    An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

    So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

    My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

  5. trillow:

    we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on

  6. "Sometimes we get sad about things and we don’t like to tell other people that we are sad about them. We like to keep it a secret. Or sometimes, we are sad but we really don’t know why we are sad, so we say we aren’t sad but we really are."
    Mark Haddon, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time (via -zero)
  7. supamuthafuckinvillain:

This nigga was a straight stoner

    supamuthafuckinvillain:

    This nigga was a straight stoner

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